yes, you read correctly, today, sunday 25 april, at approximately 3.30pm, the acid man was sighted in rondebosch. this is not a drill. this isnt even a test. this is reality (and not that shit that we see on tv).
how did it happen and what did i do, you might ask? randomly and nothing. i was just driving to campus when these 2 idiots decided that the road was their pavement as opposed to the government dedicated strip allocated to them. as i was about to knock them over driving at 25km/hr, they stopped and naturally looked at my vehicle. as did i, cos i wanted to be able to tell their parents that it was their children that i had killed. and lord above to my surprise, one of my victims was the acid man!
i freaked, i screamed, and i sighed. turned my car around and went to find him again, but alas, our moment had passed.
until next time...
If I had been there, with my cape and those awesome luminous green underwear I wear over my pants as your side-kick, I would have sacrificed myself to this valiant quest... This is why we need to invest in spidy-sense, it is uniquely useful in situations like this.
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