Tuesday, April 20, 2010

the search for the acid man

i've really wanted to write something fictional for some time now. want to expand on my literary abilities, see if i can really do this thing. they say that the best fiction comes from real life experiences, so i have decided that im going to start a tale. hopefully an interesting tale. chronicling the vast search for this elusive character aptly named, 'acid man'.

this quest is one of great measure and cannot be taken on by those who are weak of character. it takes resilience, exuberance, spontaneity (a word i sometimes have great difficulty in pronouncing) and a great amount of hustling. this is greater than those knights that bra arthur commissioned. no, much greater. this is the true test of the human sexual spirit, and when i find it, all order will be restored in the world.

who is this 'acid man', you may be asking? it describes a character i met this weekend. one of great looks, good vibes and a generally interestingly cool demeanour. one with which a connection was had. it may have been the alcohol, it may have been the lack of sleep, it may even have been the air and vibe that one breathes and lives at a trance party, but a connection nonetheless.

after this moment between our two souls (or it could have been general sexual frustration) began, it ended. life continued and we lost each others paths. all that i do remember was that i had a sip of his water, and he whispered, 'there's acid in there', and with a glimmer in my eye, and a fog over my brain, i took a swig and continued on my merry way, trrrancing to the music at hand. bliss.

i never saw him again after that. but he remains in my memories. what was his name? where was he from? who were his friends? these are all questions i actually cannot answer because i honestly do not remember. all that i know is that i had seen him before this encounter, somewhere in this vast life we all live, but i dont know where.

and that is why i need to embark on this quest, to find this 'acid man'. the one with the connection. the one with the vibe. it just needs to be done. and when i do i will jump on him and take him behind the middle school...

so follow me, my people. follow me on a journey of self discovery. of exploration. every one of us have our own 'acid man', and i am determined to find mine. *be off*

*exit stage left*

rabi

3 comments:

  1. hahahahahahahahaha, "i have never seen him again" - for three whole days???? that is the longest minute :P do you need a side-kick for this quest? if so where do i send my cv? and do i really have to wear those underpants over my pants? hehe

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  2. outfits will be decided after the completion of the recruitment and selection process. please apply online. and include a letter of motivation.

    thank you.

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  3. can't i just sleep my way to the top?

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