a strange thing happened to me today. i have a friend, and we often flirt. i blatantly flirt because he gets slightly embarrassed, and i find that amusing.
i recently (as in today) picked up that he is constantly surrounded by girls , and i went "woah ho hey!". i mentioned this to him, and he blushed and told me that i was lucky to be one of the girls he associated himself with . i didn't know what to say, except high 5 him and call him a pimp.
2 seconds later i was suddenly attracted to him. he had done absolutely nothing differently in terms of our interaction, but because he had these girls who were always with him, i suddenly decided that there must be something desirable about him. must. have. him.
"bitches be crazy"
this got me to thinking that females really are strange characters. well, i have always thought that we were, but it's comical to find yourself in a situation where you are being the said strange character. guys, think about this: how often have you been hanging out with a girl, she shows no interest, but the minute you are with another female her tiger claws come out and she is suddenly clawing away at you? i bet it has happened on more than one occasion.
perhaps there is a primitive cause in this - wanting to be with the big chief in the clan and having to smack other bitches out of the way to get there? i don't know. i am just spitballing here. but there seems to be a bit of truth in there.
i am not going to delve into this any further because i have a crazy headache and want to go home, but i have seen this happen in real life, and my tip to you guys (i don't know if i should be telling you this, but whatever who cares): if you want a girl, get another girl in order to get that girl (this is for short-term happiness; longer term ideas requires a different recipe). it is as simple and as complicated as that.
but hey, #imjussayin
rabi
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